It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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