Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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