Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The air taste purple.
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