I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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