i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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