I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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