fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I will pee on everything he values.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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