When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
dude. I can hear the air.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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