Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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