I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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