Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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