i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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