Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i think my mom watched the whole time
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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