whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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