I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I want to have your abortion
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go home
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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