If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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