Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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