Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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