Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
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