dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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