i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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