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• (815): View more from Illinois

  This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.

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• (518): View more from New York

  i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood

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• (214): View more from Texas

  We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  "If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it

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• (559): View more from California

  I mean honestly, what would you have done?

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  Not screw her in the church house?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.

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