I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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