everyone is single if you try hard enough
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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