Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize
