you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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