i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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