I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
So much rum. So many feels.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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