He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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