Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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