You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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