I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
so much tequila, so little girl.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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