In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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