you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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