"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Having a random hookup so left but love u
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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