this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
how does that bad decision feel?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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