can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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