Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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