A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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