he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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