i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Nicole vs. Life
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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