Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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