He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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