Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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