some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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