There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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