i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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