It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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