He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
