Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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