but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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