there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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