why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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